BREAKING NEWS: Thorsten Stuckmann Signs!!!

Thats right, its official, Paul Dickov and his DRFC team have found the pen, blown off the cobwebs and made their first signing of the pre-season!!

Bringing in the towering monster of a keeper Thorsten Stuckmann from Preston North End  we’re aiming to be more assured between the sticks next season. With a growing reputation as a penalty maestro and measuring a dizzying 6ft 6 regardless of ability he’s sure to be a HUGE addition to the squad.

Just don’t take any photos of him stood next to short-man-syndrome Paul Dickov eh?



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